dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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