Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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