I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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