drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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