marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
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