Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Randomize
