Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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