Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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