Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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