Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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