Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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