Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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