Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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