So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Are we still banned from the library?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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