summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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