I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
It's shark week go big or go home
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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