I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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