Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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