Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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