Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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