He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
