I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Randomize
