just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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