Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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