He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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