I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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