the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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