are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
