I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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