So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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