Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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