so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Randomize
