I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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