I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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