Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Randomize
