I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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