Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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