it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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