Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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