Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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