Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I love you.
Bad choice
Randomize
