And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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