I'm going to jail i love you
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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