There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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