I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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