dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
You have to summon your inner elephant
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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