what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
In America we eat man semen.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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