that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
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