on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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