I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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